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(Classified) Bill Defends Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)
Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next ...
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From: TheOnion
Views: 20,560
Duration: 01:46
Category: Comedy
The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, ...
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From: TheOnion
Views: 300,272
Duration: 03:02
Category: Comedy
The Onion: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine ...
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From: TheOnion
Views: 520,287
Duration: 02:58
Category: Comedy
The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics ...
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From: TheOnion
Views: 239,359
Duration: 03:00
Category: Comedy
The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they ...
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From: TheOnion
Views: 198,142
Duration: 02:41
Category: Comedy
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or ...
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From: TheOnion
Views: 179,559
Duration: 02:32
Category: Comedy
The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election
Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely ...
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Views: 238,788
Duration: 02:44
Category: Comedy
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the ...
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From: TheOnion
Views: 135,130
Duration: 03:15
Category: Comedy
Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft
World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a ...
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From: TheOnion
Views: 998,348
Duration: 02:59
Category: Comedy
In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?
Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ...
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From: TheOnion
Views: 119,569
Duration: 03:18
Category: Comedy
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency
President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the ...
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Views: 386,335
Duration: 02:58
Category: Comedy
Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has ...
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From: TheOnion
Views: 727,958
Duration: 02:48
Category: Comedy

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