Drunk with 40 hands
BackWe didn't think of getting the actual 40 hands footage on tape I wish we had but then again WE ALL HAD 40'S DUCKTAPED TO OUR HANDS!!! except one person but she was already passed out from drinking earlier so nobody could have filmed so here is the aftermath of 40 hands... Rules de 40 Hands! 40 Hands is a game of champions, it is certainly not for those with small children. Wimps need not apply, for in this challenge of determination and will power you may find yourself reverting back to the days when you used to piss yourself. So here is how this works, go to a local gas station, i emphasize gas station b/c you may be hard strapped to find malt liquor at a grocer. Second, i must also emphasize MALT LIQUOR!!!!!!! If i ever see anyone playing 40 Hands with a 40 of corona, i will be you within an inch of your life. Now that we know a little about the basics let's dive deeper into the world of 40 hands. There you are, you have purchased 2 40 oz bottles of malt liquor (Hurricane, Schlitz, Old E, Cobra, etc.) and you are thinking I could just relax and enjoy this monument to cheap booze, but then you remember that game you heard about on the internet, 40 HANDS!! Find the duct tape asap! Find however many champion drinkers you know and tell them to meet up at your place with 2 forties! Then get the hot girl from across the hall to come over, tell her you need someone to help you with something, i guarantee shell stick around to watch, and by the end you will have the courage to ask her out, or at least tell her you've thought about her while masturbating on multiple occasions. Back on track with the game, you have her take the duct tape and you guessed it; DUCT TAPE THE 40's to your hands!!! She will practically be yours, b/c as dumb as this sounds, the duct tape makes you look like you have robot hands, robot hands full of malt liquor!!!!! The rules are easy, the duct tape doesn't come off until BOTH 40's are gone!!! Go ahead try it out, and any babies that are made as a result of you learning this game from me (and there will be many) should be names Xavier. That is all, thank you and once you have done it, try racing, or adding in other stuff like blindfolds, this will give everyone incentive to finish as quick as possible b/c you def don't want to be left blindfolded around a bunch of people who have just slammed 2 whole forties!!! have fun, let me know how it goes, and after accomplishing this remember that you are amongst a small few who are man (or woman) enough to take on the task of a lifetime: 40 HANDS!!!!!!! Abe Lincoln (4 Score and 7 Years ago) So for all of you who do not fully understand the intricacies of playing jokes on your passed out drunk friends, I'll give you a quick pointer. Step One: Arrange for you to also be drunk, careful not to pass out of course. Step Two: Have three primary supplies ready: a glue stick, scissors, and either a camera or fiends to watch (preferably both). Step Three: Go to the bathroom clip off some pubes. Step Four: Glue them onto your passed out friends face. There ya go now he's Abe Lincoln.
Category: Comedy
Uploaded: May 23rd, 2007 @ 12:29 am
Author: aliandro18
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